For those of you that didn't figure out the acrostic yet... and I don't know why you wouldn't...it's so obvious! :) MPRPGFNSIWC: *Most popular reasons people give for not singing in worship choir*
Reason #1: I’m not a good singer.
Answer: Being a good singer isn’t one of the requirements! Worship choir is all about praising God musically to the best of your ability, fellowshipping with brothers and sisters in Christ, and having fun too! Hopefully you’ll learn more about singing (and worshipping) through the experience!
Reason #2: The director scares me.
Answer: Understandable, but not a valid excuse! :) Choir rehearsals are set up to be non-threatening to non-musicians; some rehearsals succeed in this area more than others, but I hope if you’ve considered joining choir, you’ll give it a try before deciding the director is too scary to sing for!
Reason #3: I’ll go financially bankrupt because I’m late for everything.
Answer: While it’s true that choir members owe 25 cents to the giant crayon if they miss the start of rehearsal at 7:07, we’ve received thousands of testimonials (okay, maybe two) about how this memory device has helped improve punctuality in all areas of life. Besides, the money goes to buy donuts for workdays when we build the Christmas sets…and family discounts ARE available. :)
Reason #4: I don’t have time.
Answer: Although this is one of the more valid excuses people offer, the time commitment really isn’t overwhelming. Wednesday night rehearsals from 7:07 – 8:30 pm, Sunday morning warm-up at 9 am before Sunday School, and a few extra rehearsals sprinkled in during the last month before the Christmas musical. I understand that some people have commitments on Wednesday and it's just not possible…the rest of you, what are you waiting for? :)
Reason #5: I’m just going to worship from the pews. After all, if everyone is in the choir loft on Sunday morning, there won’t be anyone left out here…and the choir loft isn’t big enough!
Answer: What a delightful problem to have! We’ll just turn the pulpit around…put the non-choir members in the choir loft and the 200-member choir in the pews. Problem solved! Now you can sing in choir with a clear conscience! :)
Reason #6: I’m just not sure it’s for me.
Answer: Try it and find out! I’d much rather have someone sing for the first three weeks and decide choir’s not for them then make a blanket decision without even giving it a try!
Reason #7: I don’t like being up in front of people. I like to hide in the back.
Answer: This is why every choir loft ever invented (including ours) has a back row! You can be up in front of people and still hide in the back! :)
Reason #8: I don’t want to audition…that would scare me to death!
Answer: You don’t have to audition to join choir. The only reason someone might audition is if you don’t know what voice part you have (high ladies voices: soprano, low ladies voices: alto, high men’s voices: tenor, low men’s voices: bass). And remember, the director’s not scary! Otherwise, you can just show up on September 13th and jump right in!
SOOO…if one of those reasons was your excuse for not singing in choir, you're now out of luck...make plans to join us on September 13th! :) If you had a different (and in your mind, better) reason, please e-mail me and let me know…I will come up with an equally creative and/or silly rebuttal, post it to the blog, and we’ll see you on September 13th. If you’re not sure, but think you might be interested, talk to me and let me know! You can try it for a while and see what it’s all about. Hopefully you will become a better musician, but more importantly, a better worshipper through the process!
Goofy questions and answers aside, I do understand choir isn't right for everyone...but there are some of you who have toyed with the idea, even talked about it...and just haven't made that final step. We'd really love to have you! Think about it.
SINGcerely yours,
Pastor Tim